What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Iure eveniet quod quae esse explicabo autem corrupti.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

What does it feel like wearing tights?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Moonraker

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.